“Dude, can I get your permission to pull people over?”
“Sure.”
“No, really…there are idiots on the road.”
“Pull them over, it’ll save me a lot of work.”
“I just need some sirens in my car and that ticket pad thingie and I’ll be good to go. I’ll probably write about 30 tickets a day. I’ll just forge your signature.”
“I only write 3..”
“Well if I work for you, you’ll have ten times that.”
“You should work for me. There are 2 parts of Gaithersburg and you can take the other side.”
“Yep, people will wonder how you got from one part to another so fast, but that doesn’t matter because you write 30 tickets a day!”
“Yeah!”
“So when can I get my sirens and my pad?”
“Are you off your ADHD medication?”
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