Michael approaches me with a “Happy Endings” DVD in his hand.

“Mommy, what’s this?”

“A movie.”

“No. What’s this?”

“Happy Endings.”

“No! What’s this?”

“Daddy’s movie.”

“NO! WHAT’S THIS?!”

“OHMIGOD! WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?”

That, people, is the reason why I’m making an appointment tomorrow to get my tubes tied.


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