eat kookies!

Getting in contact with me is pretty…hard. I have to like you first but you can email me at pretty.psycho@gmail.com

I own a myspace.

You can text my cell from AIM, it’s eatk0okies. If you want my cell phone number, that’s asking for too much.

I have children. 2 in fact, a boy and a girl. I think having one of each is awesome and that’s why my tubies are tied. Yes, I said tubies.

I don’t like people. I like animals instead. So if you’re my friend and you’re a “people”, then you know you’re special.

I love food. Filipino food is the best!

I’m addicted to coffee. If I don’t have a cup for the day, I get a headache, then I get bitchy, then I’m not a pleasant person to be around.

I live in MD. In Montgomery County. Where wannabe thugs live.

I can’t keep fish for pets. They die.

I want piranhas.

I don’t like wearing pants. I like to wear skirts and dresses because I can just slip them on and walk out the door. Convenience is my favorite!

I get bored easily.

And I also want to have a bear and take him to picnics with me.

Jesus freaks scare me. Their shit is so backwards. Actually, all religion freaks scare me. Chill out, people…you should not be scared of your god if he loves you.